Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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