Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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