im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.