Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy