First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just want nice things and good sex
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy