Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
