Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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