Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
