fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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