Porn is love you can see.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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