Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
