I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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