Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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