the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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