We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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