put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
it glows. i had to have it.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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