he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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