i just had sex bonerless
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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