He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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