at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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