I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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