Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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