oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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