they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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