garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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