We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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