i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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