Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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