Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I am puke
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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