What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm both gender and math confused
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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