Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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