If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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