Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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