She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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