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her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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