I wannas sexs uuuuu
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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