please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm bleeding and have questions
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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