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D3 body, D1 cock
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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