My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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