He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
