Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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