He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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