I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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She even gives head with a lisp.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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