Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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