question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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