You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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