did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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