did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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