I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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