nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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