I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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