I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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