he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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